Bait

No, this isn't a blog about the different types of bait used for fishing, although you got your westend snapper dry, gotzur hamble, louandis, anijule and the like, but no one wants to read made-up words. No, this is a bait on a much grander scale...

So you are at the local watering hole, chatting to a foxy young thing. Things are going swell, but you want to invite her back to your place, without looking desperate, and well, obvious that you want a sexy time with her. What you need is some sort of bait, to invite her back to look at, and then make your deadly move! Well, actually, that isn't the best metaphor, let's just say, to make your move.

I bet $100,000 you are thinking "Gee-wiz The One They Call Anthony, what on earth can I use as bait to reel this girl in?" I am so glad you asked, as there is a few items which are of use.

Slot Machine - This is a fun object to mention, because who really just keeps a slot machine in their house.

Trampoline - Now, while these are fun, they can also be dangerous, but it does provide a little extra, ermm, bounce.

Tea-Cup Pig - This is a very helpful one, as it is a pig, the size of a tea-cup, which is so cute and girls just can't resist cute little animals!

Simba - Yes, the Simba. All you need to do is adopt a lion cub, train it, and keep it. Now for the big set up, you want to set the mood so you put on 'The Circle of Life' on your boombox. You then stand up on your table, and hold your lion cub up in the air!

Castle Made Out of Toilet Paper - This is so cool, the girl will forget it is actually made out of toilet paper rolls. You can play the knight and princess, or witches and warlocks and other cool games.

Snow Globe Collection - While this may appear to be, well, dumb at first thought, let it sink in over time and the girl will realise it just may be the shake up she needed.

So there are some baits you can use. Just remember, it needs to be fun, but not too fun to take her mind of you. You brought her over to see this 'bait', but it is up to you to finish the job by reeling her in, gutting her, and eating her after cooking her on the barbie..... Wait! Woah! Let's re-do this, relating the girl to a fish isn't working out so well ay. Just, uhh, yeah, bait her and reel her in....


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