Since the dawn of man, only man because women weren't invented for another 245 years, he has gazed up at the sky, that is of course when he wasn't being chased by T-Rex. The very moment he looked up and saw the stars, he started thinking about when all the beauty around him was going to end. His first prediction came after hiding in a small cave for 32 days to avoid the Dinosaurs eating him, he knew that the end was near. Then 246 years later the world was going to come to a end when women were introduced and basically used up all of the world's resources for shoes, make-up and Justin Timberlake cds.
Throughout time there has been so much prediction of the world ending, in fact, by my calculations the world should have died at least 4,572,756,932 times, true story. But lately there has been some buzz around town about a new prediction, apparently this prediction uses "science" and "calculations" and a "calender" to know when everything is going to be dead. I am of course talking about the 2012 prediction.
If I have done my maths correct, the world would be ending next year!
So how is the world going to end next year? Floods? Fires? Pfft, Australia has suffered two of these in the last 3 years, and we are still alive, so how is it going to kill off the entire world! Maybe a volcano? That would be cool, except a few places around the world don't have any active volcano's. Tornado's? Many places don't have the right atmospheric pressure to create these. Hurricanes? Possibly, but much like the last couple, not everywhere suffers from them, plus everyone would just move in-land, problem solved.
Is a natural disaster going to end us? Based on my research, countless hours in a lab (I can only count up to 4) doing tests, my prediction is that, no, they won't.
"Wait, excuse me The One, but if natural disaster won't kill us, what will?" Good question random-person-I-pretended-to-be-apart-of-my-blog-to-give-a-nice-discussion-feel, and I will tell you in one word, and that word is..... Aliens!
Think about it guys, and gals, there has been very proven sightings of UFO's, in fact I swear I read in a scientific journal that Einstein sold his knowledge of the aliens.
Aliens are going to come swoop in, mine our Earth of all it's resources, steal a couple cars, eat some chocolate then leave, and as they are leaving, they blow us up. Jerks!
Good news, I do have some theories on how to stop the invasion, and thus saving the world. The aliens know they can't invade until the Mayan calender runs out, which occurs on the 21st of December, 2012. If they invade us before then, they are breaking the rules and then they are disqualified and therefore can't blow us up. So with that in mind, we need to lure them here to invade before 21/12/2012 (wow, just noticed that there is a lot of 1s and 2s, which is just pee's and poo's) and then we will be saved. One way is to maybe put pieces of candy in outer space, leading from Earth to where they camping out, then they will follow the trail of candy.
Another idea is to simply buy a new Mayan calender! It's so simple, I even thought of it! The aliens are due to invade when the current calender runs out? Well, invent a new calender which runs off the current one, and then it doesn't run out, problem solved, I get rewarded a medal and a supermodel.
Now that I have saved us from destruction, there is a fairly serious point that relates to this topic. We all know the 2012 theory is just hokum, and there is no merit to support the ending of the world. I was correct in saying above that the world has been predicted to end since man had a grasp on the surrounding environment. However, I do think the world will end one day, but not by natural disaster, global warming or aliens. There is a much serious threat to our existence, and sadly not much can be done about it, I am talking of course about ourselves.
We live in a fairly technological war, we have advanced so much since our cave-and-club days, and even in the last 100 years the advancements made in all aspects of life is nothing short of amazing. With that point in mind, all it will take is one group of people to do a repeat of September 11, and then World War III could start up again. There was a serious threat a few months back involving North and South Korea, and it seems they do not like each other. China is allied with North Korea, USA and Australia with South Korea, so if North and South kept up their bickering, it could have triggered a serious event.
Nuclear ware fare was used in WWII on the Japanese, and I have seen footage of the bombs being dropped, and the after effects placed on the sites. I am not 100% about it but I think there is some law about using nuclear weapons? Well when all the chips are down and all you got left is 4 big nuclear bombs, I think that law would be thrown out the window. There is also technology used for missiles, where very powerful missiles can be launched from Russia and blow up something in America, if you ask me, that is pretty damn scary.
So how can avoid killing each other off? As much as I hate smelly hippys, they seem to be on the money this time, world peace! We need to find a way to find peace between all races, religion and beliefs. If it was up to me, I'd abolish religion, but that is a whole new blog, but in short, religion seems to be the main driving force for the hatred in the world......
From The One They Call Anthony, This Is The Life & Times
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