I have been devising a plan to rid Andy from Hamish & Andy and join Hamish to form Hamish & Anthony. This plan is fool-proof and can not see it not working at all. I have been working on it for the past 3 minutes and think in about 3 weeks time, maybe 4, Andy will be gone, in his place, the one you call Anthony.
Step 1 - Go out and film me doing funny stuff.
Step 2 - Upload to youtube.
Step 3 - Get like 10,000,000 views in 2 days.
Step 4 - Ring up Hamish & Andy and tell them about the funny youtube video.
Step 5 - Wait for Hamish & Andy to watch my funny youtube video.
Step 6 - Get phone call from Hamish saying he loved it and wants me to go on the radio for interview.
Step 7 - Go on radio show.
Step 8 - Be super funny, like usual, during radio interview.
Step 9 - Have Hamish offer job.
Step 10 - Accept job, whilst kicking Andy out of the studio at the same time.
Then from there, it is ghosting, Fred Bassett, travelling in a caravan and free eating for a week.
So there is my plan to be famous, 10 easy steps. And if someone decides to copy my plan, I will get very mad at you and probably ring you up and saying I am very mad at you.
The way I look at it, Hamish & Andy have the sweetest job in the world! They go on these trips around Australia, USA and England, they travelled on a ship to Tasmania! They were on Rove, showcasing their ghosting abilities and how to eat for free for a week. They did a skit on taxi driving, and they just are funny as! So I can not wait to replace Andy and join Hamish in the all wacky fun.
From The One They Anthony, This Is The Life And Times
Step 1 - Go out and film me doing funny stuff.
Step 2 - Upload to youtube.
Step 3 - Get like 10,000,000 views in 2 days.
Step 4 - Ring up Hamish & Andy and tell them about the funny youtube video.
Step 5 - Wait for Hamish & Andy to watch my funny youtube video.
Step 6 - Get phone call from Hamish saying he loved it and wants me to go on the radio for interview.
Step 7 - Go on radio show.
Step 8 - Be super funny, like usual, during radio interview.
Step 9 - Have Hamish offer job.
Step 10 - Accept job, whilst kicking Andy out of the studio at the same time.
Then from there, it is ghosting, Fred Bassett, travelling in a caravan and free eating for a week.
So there is my plan to be famous, 10 easy steps. And if someone decides to copy my plan, I will get very mad at you and probably ring you up and saying I am very mad at you.
The way I look at it, Hamish & Andy have the sweetest job in the world! They go on these trips around Australia, USA and England, they travelled on a ship to Tasmania! They were on Rove, showcasing their ghosting abilities and how to eat for free for a week. They did a skit on taxi driving, and they just are funny as! So I can not wait to replace Andy and join Hamish in the all wacky fun.
From The One They Anthony, This Is The Life And Times
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