Friday, February 18, 2011

Remember That Time I Turned Down A Prostitute?

I have only been to Sydney a handful of times, mostly for my brother's wedding stuff. This included the engagement party, the bucks night, and naturally, the wedding. I have heard news reports and heard stories of the infamous Kings Cross, and have experienced it twice. The first time was on the bucks night, however, battling a shocking cold made the experience un-enjoyable, with no help from shady strip clubs and creepy guys. However, when Round 2 rolled around, it was a whole new ball-game....

I won't bore you tonight with the wedding trip details, I will just jump straight into the main event. It was the fall of 2010, and having been suited-up all day at the wedding, I wasn't going to slip up at the reception, or afterwards, so I kept the suit on, which is probably the best reason of what happened at "The Cross"

We attended some dingy nightclub which prohibited photos, and I nearly got bashed in the men's toilet by a big fat guy for no reason, yes the club was on Kings Cross. After eventually leaving, we were ready to leave, but one friend was not, so we stood outside the club and waited while he talked to some girl.

While waiting, a person in our group noticed a girl just had her tit hanging out of her top, for quite some time, and she has been forever remembered at "Nipple In The Gutter". Ahh Cross, you have done it again.

Now for the story you have been waiting for, the prostitute....

We were walking to a taxi rink I believe, when a girl outside a building asked "Hey, wanna have sex" to which I replied with "Yes, but not with you" Then 2 seconds later, she asked some other guys, and they stood there talking to her, yuck! What annoyed about this hooker was her tone of voice. Her tone was sort of like, she had a quota to ask that night and asked me in such a way that she wasn't interested, but just making one less person to ask. She did not have very good people skills at all, and is something she needs to work on.

After walking away, proud of my efforts of totally destroying the hooker's confidence, I noticed police officers down the street, and thought I should inform them on the dirty hooker lady. I told them about her, and to my surprised, discovered prostitution isn't illegal in Australia. It is only illegal if you are having sex in a public viewing area, but if she takes them into a private room, it is allowed. Shattered that I couldn't completely destroy the hooker's life by getting her flat ass thrown in jail, we proceeded to head back to the motel.

That is the story of the time I turned down a prostitute, it's been my first turn-down, and my first ever seeing one in the flesh. I have been out in Melbourne on occasion, and not once have I seen hookers walking the street, but Kings Cross, there was an abundance of them, the street was littered with them.......



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