(In no particular order)
1/ Nightclub Promoter - So apparently these guys and girls get paid to party! All they have to do is bring people in to the nightclub, and they get paid. Usually it is commission pay, based on the number of people come through to the door to your awesome promoting.
2/ Sea World/Movie World Mascot - What could be better? Not only are you at the coolest theme parks, but, you get to dress up in a cool costume!! If I had the job of dressing up as, say, Taz, I would wake up everyday, get in that devil's costume, do some cool tornado looking spins, and spin my way right through the gates to Movie World. You have to think, what kind of discounts do employees get? Must be sweet!
3/ AFL Mascot - Yes another mascot, only this time you get to go to all the football games (for free I'm only assuming) and functions and have everyone love you. Well, except for people who do not like your team, but still.
4/ Golf Caddy - You are probably think, "What, carrying around a golf bag all day, you crazy?" No! You get to drive a golf buggy around all day, and if you are caddying Tiger Woods or Greg Norman, I'm sure they tip you pretty well, for one days caddying, you could make like $50 or something, pretty sweet if you tell me.
5/ Radio Host - As in Hamish & Andy. I done a small blog on my plan to get rid of Andy, and in the blog I mentioned how sweet their job is. Some small things that come to mind is their Caravan of Courage trips, their trip to Japan, trip to Tasmania on a old boat, and all their ghosting, cab driving and put-pocketing! Defs one of the best jobs in the world.
6/ Toy Tester - How awesome would it be to go to work each day and play with toys? I believe on a scale of 1-10, it would be Frickin' Awesome! Much rather be playing with a Elmo doll or something than stacking shelves.
7/ A Puppeteer - Thinking of Elmo, it would be cool to have like your own TV show, or performance with cool puppets.
8/ Red Bull Spokesperson - The cool thing about the job would be the endless supply of Red Bull.
9/ Surfing Instructor - I think it would be sweet to be on the beach all summer, teaching hot babes how to surf. Well, I need to know how to surf myself, but if I stay just one lesson in front of my pupils, it would be swell (yes pun intended).
10/ Founder of a Massive Religion Following - The only good thing about the job would be the massive income it could provide. Small calculation, you get 18 million followers for your "church", print of a "bible" and sell it to them for $25, that's $450,000,000. Plus if they have to pay an annual membership of $100 a year, well, you do the maths there!
11/ Events Coordinator - What I mean by this is, who ever thinks of cool events and markets them like music festivals, sporting events, social events. Like if someone came up to me and said, "Anthony, I need you to market my event, it's a music festival with tennis being played whilst on a big a$$ boat" I would jump to the idea and market the hell out of it!
So there you have it, my 10 "Best Jobs In The World" Who knows, maybe some day I will land that best job, or 4 of them, but all I know for certain is, who ever currently holds any of the jobs, I am majorly jealous.
From The One They Call Anthony, This Is The Life And Times
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